Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Juggalos: The New Threat!

I'm going to assume most of you know what a Juggalo is by this point in time, but in a nutshell; they are fans of the Insane Clown Posse (if you by chance don't know who they are...here is an example. If you haven't heard that before, what are you doing on the internet?), dress in facepaint, drink terrible soda, and feel like they are misunderstood.

I have to agree that they are misunderstood, because the FBI just released their annual Gang report, and have listed Juggalos on there (pg 21). This is pretty ridiculous, as they are the grown up equivalents of that fat kid in elementary that got picked on. Yes, I'm sure some commit crime. Yes, they hang out in groups and identify with one another. But is this enough to make them a gang? Are they even that organized? I fucking doubt it. And to be honest, having them above the section for Human trafficing and prostitution is pretty ridiculous...

I dunno about this one guys; what are your thoughts?

13 comments:

  1. I have trouble taking the Insane Clown Posse seriously. Am I supposed to? Or, more accurately, do THEY expect me to?

    And it is absolutely ridiculous that Juggalos ranked higher than human trafficking and prostitution. Jeez.

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  2. I love ICP but I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a Juggalo. Fuck I got a good laugh out of this. But btw Juggalos are very organised, just look at the Gatherings.

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  3. I wonder if they have undercover agents infiltrating their Faygo smuggling operations.

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  4. Having them above human trafficing is kind of sickening, that's just down right pathetic.

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  5. Stupid people are often violent; I doubt juggalos are any more violent than others of their intellectual standing. They just draw excess attention to themselves with their silly face paint.

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  6. Jeez. Out of all the bands they could pick to base their lifestyle on, they had to choose ICP?

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  7. How are people like Juggalos a gang? While I've never heard any of their doings (or wrong doings), they need some conceivable evidence.

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  8. I quite like one ICP song but in general I'm not a big fan. That's crazy that they're considered a dangerous gang though, it's pretty down-right stupid in fact.

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  9. If Juggalos are considered a real gang as ridiculous as that is, Then girl-scouts should be the equivalent of Spec-Ops or some sh*t.

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  10. They are terrifyingly ignorant, so stupid in numbers is always scary.

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  11. I guess the Juggalos made some pretty powerful enemies when they tipped over Tila Tequila's trailer...

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  12. I dont think they are a gang. Maybe they are, I dont know.

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