Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Juggalos: The New Threat!

I'm going to assume most of you know what a Juggalo is by this point in time, but in a nutshell; they are fans of the Insane Clown Posse (if you by chance don't know who they are...here is an example. If you haven't heard that before, what are you doing on the internet?), dress in facepaint, drink terrible soda, and feel like they are misunderstood.

I have to agree that they are misunderstood, because the FBI just released their annual Gang report, and have listed Juggalos on there (pg 21). This is pretty ridiculous, as they are the grown up equivalents of that fat kid in elementary that got picked on. Yes, I'm sure some commit crime. Yes, they hang out in groups and identify with one another. But is this enough to make them a gang? Are they even that organized? I fucking doubt it. And to be honest, having them above the section for Human trafficing and prostitution is pretty ridiculous...

I dunno about this one guys; what are your thoughts?
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11 comments:

  1. Lot's WifeNovember 16, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    I have trouble taking the Insane Clown Posse seriously. Am I supposed to? Or, more accurately, do THEY expect me to?

    And it is absolutely ridiculous that Juggalos ranked higher than human trafficking and prostitution. Jeez.

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  2. MarkNovember 16, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    I love ICP but I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a Juggalo. Fuck I got a good laugh out of this. But btw Juggalos are very organised, just look at the Gatherings.

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  3. Sub Radar (Mike)November 16, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    I wonder if they have undercover agents infiltrating their Faygo smuggling operations.

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  4. Pat HattNovember 16, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    Having them above human trafficing is kind of sickening, that's just down right pathetic.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Stupid people are often violent; I doubt juggalos are any more violent than others of their intellectual standing. They just draw excess attention to themselves with their silly face paint.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    How are people like Juggalos a gang? While I've never heard any of their doings (or wrong doings), they need some conceivable evidence.

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  7. OutcastNovember 17, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    I quite like one ICP song but in general I'm not a big fan. That's crazy that they're considered a dangerous gang though, it's pretty down-right stupid in fact.

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  8. confictushomeNovember 17, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    They are terrifyingly ignorant, so stupid in numbers is always scary.

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  9. Jimmy FungusNovember 17, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    I guess the Juggalos made some pretty powerful enemies when they tipped over Tila Tequila's trailer...

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  10. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    The have very deep songs.

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  11. JayNovember 18, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    I dont think they are a gang. Maybe they are, I dont know.

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