Friday, October 21, 2011

Want Some Crack?




I bring this up in a sort of response to the Hasidic Plumber's post about meth heads. While yes, meth heads are cool because they look like Mr. Buscemi, they still have nothing on the original fiends: crackheads. The Plumber makes the point that "You can make em do all sorts of funny stuff for very little cash, which makes them a great source of entertainment." and that "Meth heads are sneaky and highly motivated."

I don't doubt this at all. In fact, I've seen these facts to be true. However, I'm going to argue that crackheads are even more highly motivated, and don't waste their time doing petty things for cash. Instead, we see innovation in places such as Miami, where crackheads are starting their own, crackhead exclusive economies to fuel their habits. I've heard of meth heads stealing copper and taking it to the recycling facilities to get their money...but crackheads are saying fuck the middle man, why do more work than we need to? Going to the recycler's is wasting my smoking time, let the dealer do it (and probably get a better deal)!

16 comments:

  1. Also, this is my new favorite song - lol!!!

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  2. Crack heads should make their own crack!

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  3. I'm to old to use the term sick but I loved the tunes. I'm also from the 70's when we worked for our drugs. :)

    Sorry it took me so long to find you.
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

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  4. I remember reading Plumber's post and loved it. This is a great song as well, meth heads for the win!/loss!

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  5. Oh you silly silly crackheads.

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  6. Its a crackhead invasion..haha, not a bad tune

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  7. I like the baseline, gets me into it a bit.

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  8. Now let's see if we can get Rafi to be inspired by this and write a post on Crackheads too. :P

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  9. I just read about the dealers taking copper directly for drugs in Miami.

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  10. crackheads are some of the sneakiest fockers around

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  11. im so fresh, lick my nuts. crack, not even once.

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