Thursday, September 22, 2011

News for This Week

Before we get into the news, here is a new remix from a friend of mine, Jay Retro (who I've covered in a post a few months ago)



Scientists have developed a new type of birth control that is apparently 95% effective. I'd get into how this works, but its not as effective as abstinence, so why do I care?


If you have kids, do you hate them? Do you hate them enough to ditch them when you skip town? Yes? Okay good. Now do you hate them enough to not speak to them for approximately 30 years, then sue them so they have to take care of you? If so, you are a terrible, terrible person.


Speaking of hate, have you ever gotten into an argument with your significant other and just felt like you were going to explode? Well, in Russia this guy took it a little bit further and threw a grenade at his wife. God Bless Russia.


Ever planned on moving to Indiana (or already live there)? I recommend against doing so, as they've pretty much legally become a police state, as if the police come to your door, without a warrant, you cannot refuse to let them in.


In lighter news, here is a picture of the Milky Way...taken in the middle of the Himalayas.


And since I'm in school and should be learning, here are a few other quick stories (I think I'm just going to call this the 'ticker section' from now on)... The IMF says the world economy is entering a "dangerous new phase"....GM is moving its electric car development to China....Sharks may be the key to protect humans against viruses such as hepatitis....We've appeared to have broken the Speed of Light....and lastly, Man details 9 month sexual encounter with a dolphin (in his new book). Yes, you read that right.




Also we're now at 97 followers; only two more until we get to Wayne Gretzky status (although I guess 100 followers would be cool too)!



18 comments:

  1. abstinence is pretty darn effective lol

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  2. Nice news roundup... although for that dolphin book I'd rather not have been informed of its existence.

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  3. There really are people who will sue their own mothers? I thought that was just an expression. I was happier when it was. But the man who threw a grenade at his wife? He made me happy. He's alpha.

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  4. 95% effective birth control? I like that! I don't need no stinkin babies!

    As for the mother suing her son for support after abandening him at age fifteen! I hate her! I live in BC, I will find out where she lives and go yell at her!

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  5. Threw a grenade at his wife, lol xD.. you don't know how many times I've felt like that, nice remix

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  6. Ahh the last one.. Nothing like laying in bed after a long day and reading about.. Having sex with a dolphin..?

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  7. Ok, the milky way photo was beautiful, the russian grenade fella is batshit crazy, but nothing tops the freaking sex with dolphins. If you read the article you can tell he is seriously disturbed hahahah i encourage everyone to read that. Any comment i could make wouldn't reflect the sheer awesomeness of that article hahah

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  8. A granade? Only in Russia (and Mexico). :/

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  9. Few friends of mine could do with utilising this new birth control for sure. Another interesting set of links buddy, thanks for sharing. The song in the video is absolutely awesome as well :D

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  10. @Mark, no, the Mother is suing the Son! A new expression in the making I guess

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  11. I thought whole US of A is a police state.. I guess it can get even worse then. :/

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  12. I'm more curious as to where he got that grenade...

    And to answer your question from before, Alberta. :P

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  13. haha abstinence is the best way if you want to be careful

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  14. 95% effective seems a bit of a waste of time.

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  15. nine month sex with dolphin? :|

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