Juggalos: The New Threat!

I'm going to assume most of you know what a Juggalo is by this point in time, but in a nutshell; they are fans of the Insane Clown Posse (if you by chance don't know who they are...here is an example. If you haven't heard that before, what are you doing on the internet?), dress in facepaint, drink terrible soda, and feel like they are misunderstood.

I have to agree that they are misunderstood, because the FBI just released their annual Gang report, and have listed Juggalos on there (pg 21). This is pretty ridiculous, as they are the grown up equivalents of that fat kid in elementary that got picked on. Yes, I'm sure some commit crime. Yes, they hang out in groups and identify with one another. But is this enough to make them a gang? Are they even that organized? I fucking doubt it. And to be honest, having them above the section for Human trafficing and prostitution is pretty ridiculous...

I dunno about this one guys; what are your thoughts?

Who IS The Greatest Gangster of All Time?

I never really ponder this question, but I've just seen a picture that has peaked my interest, and made me think about it. Who would it be? You could go as far back as 2000 years ago and say it was the Roman Emperors/Roman Catholic Church, since they've been on some mafia style shit since then. You could bring it to contemporary times, and say it was Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Carlo Gambino, John Gotti, or any other Italian living in the Eastern Seaboard; they are pinnacles of the American Mafia. They don't cut it, though.

The Greatest Gangster of all time, is someone that we all know of, but wouldn't expect to be so. He was very soft spoken, and had a best friend named bubbles.


























Thats right, Michael Jackson was a goddamned Crip (and this was after he turned white. Thats how you know he was legit), so therefore, he is the Greatest Gangster of all time.

In hindsight, Beat It probably should have given this away...