Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Bieber Fever Taken to the Next Level

I don't really have anything against Bieber's music; he's just another teen pop sensation, like the Backstreet Boys or N*Sync (or to a different extent, O-Town) were to my generation, or hell, even New Kids on the Block before that. In time he'll fade away, or become a "serious" artist and his music will grow up with his fans. But holy shit am I tired of hearing about him. I mean, his fans are just ridiculous about expressing their love for this kid. You've all seen that video of the little girl who wants to marry him, you've all heard of how he gets rushed at malls and all that...but have you heard the DIRTY BIEBER SECRETS people are cooping up inside? Have you? I don't think you have. This tumblr is a place where people can anonymously send in their fantasies about the Bieb. Some of these have to be trolls...but some have to be legit too. Prepare to be scarred for life, as these fantasies have quite...graphic descriptions.

































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31 comments:

  1. confictushomeAugust 24, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    I wish I hadn't read this.

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  2. RobAugust 24, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Jesus Christ.

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  3. Sub Radar (Mike)August 24, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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  4. TopchoAugust 24, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    Oh my. The trauma. My poor, poor brain.

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  5. UnknownAugust 24, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Seriously?

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  6. BerserculesAugust 24, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Those are really messed up!
    But worse then Beiber and his fans are those who hate him! He's more popular because people talk about hating him than anything else! When I was a kid me and my friends would talk about hating Backstreet Boys and N sync but without youtube and other popular web sights (back in the 90's) no one had to hear it! Now ever one has to hear the ramblings of hate on who evers popular!
    You pretty much said your indifferent to Bieber to which I say: Good! Indifference to people like Bieber is best!

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  7. GMSoccerPicksAugust 24, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    hahahahahahahahha wtffff, seriously one of the most messed up things ive seen in a while.

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  8. ChazWellingtonAugust 24, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    that gif is funny! but seriously, some people have horrible addictions and obsessions.

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  9. DieguiiAugust 24, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    In my country every girl you see loves Justin :/

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  10. SylarAugust 24, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    o.O WTF=?? ahhaaha

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  11. KyranAugust 24, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    Fucked. Wouldn't be so bad if people were fanatical about good shit too to drown out all this noise. But the people with enough of a head to like cool shit usually don't spew out a bunch of bullshit spam about how they want to suck some 15 year old's jelly belly just cause he's sponsored by disney or whatever.

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  12. Dank 'N' Dirty DubzAugust 24, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    Oh... my... god. Why did I keep reading? I tried to stop... but I couldn't.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 1:51 AM

    these are really funny!

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  14. BobAugust 25, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Oh baby baby baby oooh

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  15. GizmoAugust 25, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Funny comments, really made me laugh :)

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  16. Igneel21August 25, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    total comedy gold, specially the strap on one, hilarious

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  17. nowaysjAugust 25, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    This is proving to be the high point of my nascent day.

    I referred a friend to this post, and his opinion:

    that's just like a suicide note from the human race

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  18. BartAugust 25, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    that gif is totally gay.

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  19. escapistAugust 25, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    '..or become a "serious" artist' - you'd better be kidding. And the 'dirty secrets' are fucked up. Bieberconda .. lol..

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  20. Internet Catch Of The DayAugust 25, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    If an alien civilisation came to our planet, and all they had to judge humanity on was Justin Bieber and his fans, they would be completely justified in nuking us from orbit

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  21. animestanAugust 25, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    I'll have you know he is still underage. They should arrest all these people for being pedos.

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  22. Electric AddictAugust 25, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    those fantasies are disgusting ugh

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  23. BobAugust 25, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    animestan: the 18 years legal "fucking" age in US is retarded anyway imho.

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  24. Heaven.August 25, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    Um, wow.

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  25. ElliotGreenAugust 25, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    I just barfed a little in my mouth =/

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  26. nowaysjAugust 25, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    I want a taste of the beaver's beaver.

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  27. Ting KubbyAugust 26, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    I remember somethingawful.com had a weekly thread on these kind of sites, really hope they're mostly trolls or god help us all.

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  28. JayAugust 26, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    I am speechless, and grossed out

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  29. DWeiAugust 26, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    As funny as these are half of these people are probably trolls.

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  30. AmberAugust 29, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    OMG!! Funniest thing I have seen all day, and grossest!!! Following :D

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  31. neo.enviroSeptember 7, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    Hahaha this was trending on twitter the other day :D Crazy stuff, that .gif needs moar cowbell!

    Following

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