Friday, October 14, 2011

Who IS The Greatest Gangster of All Time?

I never really ponder this question, but I've just seen a picture that has peaked my interest, and made me think about it. Who would it be? You could go as far back as 2000 years ago and say it was the Roman Emperors/Roman Catholic Church, since they've been on some mafia style shit since then. You could bring it to contemporary times, and say it was Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Carlo Gambino, John Gotti, or any other Italian living in the Eastern Seaboard; they are pinnacles of the American Mafia. They don't cut it, though.

The Greatest Gangster of all time, is someone that we all know of, but wouldn't expect to be so. He was very soft spoken, and had a best friend named bubbles.


























Thats right, Michael Jackson was a goddamned Crip (and this was after he turned white. Thats how you know he was legit), so therefore, he is the Greatest Gangster of all time.

In hindsight, Beat It probably should have given this away...

16 comments:

  1. I thought it's Robert De niro. :(

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  2. hahaha oh no it's Joe Pesci...haha..riight

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  3. He was a pretty badass gangster, in one of his videos he got a legitimate New York gang to dance with him, that's a man who has a lot of street cred.

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  4. Definitely influential, pity it all got bollocksed up.

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  5. hahahaha i certainly didn't expect that. And that photo was surprising too, what the hell is he doing there, i have no clue.

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  6. Well that shocks me to the point of needing to vomit uncontrollably.

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  7. I thought beat it was referring to what he liked to do to little boys...

    Or what would've happened to him if he'd gotten what he deserved and gone to jail.

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  8. You don't know anything more than the garbage that the media shoved at all of us! He didn't deserve anything he went through, and he sure didn't deserve to go to jail! None of the things they told us is correct, he was a nice man!
    Rest in peace, Micheal.

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